The UW-Madison Police and Fake Bo Pelini have a hilarious Twitter exchange

As Wisconsin running back Melvin Gordon had a historic day against Nebraska, piling up a single-game record 408 yards against what was the No. 20 rush defense in the country, the parody Twitter account for Nebraska coach Bo Pelini, FauxPelini, tweeted to the UW-Madison Police looking for a little assistance in stopping Gordon.

And the UW-Madison Police played along, creating a hilarious Twitter exchange.

.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP: 1 blowtorch 3 hammers 2 baseball bats 1 polar bear coffee
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014